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Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone.
Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.
No matter how hard I try to be nice someone always tries to push my asshole button.
Life is like a dick. Sometimes it’s up… Sometimes it’s down…But it won’t be hard forever.