Heart

They said the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. So I fell in love with myself. Best fucking relationship in my life.

They said the only way to get over…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

Things that shouldn’t be broken 1. Hearts, 2. Promises, 3. Condoms

Things that shouldn’t be broken…

In a battle between heart and brain, I always listen to my stomach.

In a battle between…

I don't have any room for hate in my heart. I do have plenty of room for go fuck yourself though.

I don’t have…

People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.

People think Cupid is…

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

I am no longer…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart…

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Some people come…