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I don’t have any room for hate in my heart. I do have plenty of room for go fuck yourself though.
People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.
I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.
You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that’s what’s going to fuck you up.
Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.
Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.