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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. - Benjamin Franklin Wade

Go to heaven…

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

I became so religious…

Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.

Heaven doesn’t want me…

Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.

Being an adult…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…

I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.

I am an extreme person…

I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell…

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello…

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

I take super hot showers…

The reson I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain't climbing the fucking stairs.

The reson I sin?…