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I Am

I am me. I don’t pretend to be like everyone else. I don’t want to be like everyone else. And I will not change who I am just to fit in.

I am me…

I’m nice, but I'm also an asshole. I have a big heart, but fuck everyone. I care, but I also really don’t give a fuck. Hope all this makes sense.

I’m nice…

I’m not an asshole, I’m The Asshole, and it’s Mr Asshole to you.

I’m not an asshole…

I got people who love me because I’m me. I got people who hate me for te same reason.

I got people…

I’m the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

I’m the kind of crazy…

I'm hilarious once you overlook the fact that I'm an asshole.

I’m hilarious…

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

I can normally tell…

I’m great at multitasking. I can fuck up everything at once.

I’m great at multitasking…

I’m such a “WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY.. never mind, I found it”, type of person.

I’m such…

I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling.

I’m kinda like…