I Am

I’m great at multitasking. I can fuck up everything at once.

I’m great at multitasking…

I’m such a “WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY.. never mind, I found it”, type of person.

I’m such…

I’m kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling.

I’m kinda like…

When someone calls me sweet I laugh inside because they clearly have no clue who the fuck I am.

When someone calls me…

I really don't care what anyone thinks of me. I am who I am, I do what I want and I don't live to please you.

I really don’t care…

I’m not bipolar, I’m multipolar. That means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.

I’m not bipolar…

I am pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

I am pretty nice person…

The good news is I’m pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I’m pretty much who I say I am.

The good news…

"You look mean". Because I am. Bye.

“You look mean”…

I’m pretty nice for the most part, but I'll hurt your feelings if I fucking have to.

I’m pretty nice…