Idiot

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. – Stephen Hawking

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

I didn’t turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.