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I wish pets lived longer, life wasn't so expensive, cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.

I wish pets lived longer…

Too many idiots, not enough villages.

Too many idiots…

Sometimes you can learn more from watching an idiot than you can from listening to a genius.

Sometimes you can learn…

A hangover is just your body reminding you that you’re an idiot.

A hangover is…

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Why is it acceptable…

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out.

Why is it acceptable for you…

If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

My mind still thinks I’m 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

My mind still thinks…

Better to have loved and divorced than to be stuck with an idiot forever.

Better to have loved…

Just when I thought the limit of stupidity was set, some idiot raises the bar.

Just when I thought…