Idiot

Just when I thought the limit of stupidity was set, some idiot raises the bar.

Just when I thought…

Who left the bag of idiots open?

Who left the bag…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

Sometimes the first step…

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. - Stephen Hawking

When something is made…

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Perseverance…

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I miss you…

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are…

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

Dreams are like rainbows…

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

There are no stupid questions…

I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.

I’m always forced…