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If you're arguing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

If you’re arguing…

My mind still thinks I’m 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

My mind still thinks…

Better to have loved and divorced than to be stuck with an idiot forever.

Better to have loved…

Just when I thought the limit of stupidity was set, some idiot raises the bar.

Just when I thought…

Who left the bag of idiots open?

Who left the bag…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

Sometimes the first step…

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. - Stephen Hawking

When something is made…

Perseverance is the ability to think you’re not an idiot despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Perseverance…

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I miss you…

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are…