Home     Browse     Tags     Random

Idiot

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel…

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

Never approach a bull…

I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.

I’m not anti-social…

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work…

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

Arguing with idiots…

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet…