Job

My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

My dream job…

If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work I wouldn't even need a job anymore.

If I had a dollar…

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money…

Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.

INTERVIEWER..

First off sex on the first night is not hoeing. It’s an interview and if I call you the next day. You got the job.

First off sex…