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Kiss My Ass

Take me as I am, or kiss my ass, eat shit, and step on a lego.

Take me as I am…

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

“How do you sleep…

Fuck Off Pie: 1 cup of no one cares, a dash of kiss my ass, add some fuck you's, a pinch of blow me. Stare and shove it up your ass.

FUCK OFF PIE…

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get…

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.

You have one advantage…

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME?…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…