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You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can’t.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.club

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.