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While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass and I can't.

You have one advantage…

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about…

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step…

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME?…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful…