Laugh

When someone calls me sweet I laugh inside because they clearly have no clue who the fuck I am.

When someone calls me…

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!", and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

I wake up everyday…

I’m not bipolar, I’m multipolar. That means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.

I’m not bipolar…

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I com in.

Some people lack…

If you can’t laugh at yourself that’s okay because the rest of us can laugh at you instead.

If you can’t laugh at yourself…

I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings... as if I have any.

I always laugh…

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh…

I laugh when people try to figure me out. Like, good luck. I can’t even figure me out.

I laugh…

Go ahead and take risks – it gives the rest of us something to laugh at.

Go ahead…

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story.

If you can make a woman laugh…