Life is Short

Be all in, or get the hell out. Life is too short for being half-assed.

Be all in…

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Life is short…

Fool me once, fuck you. Life is too short for three strikes.

Fool me once…

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

Life is too short…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.

Life is too short…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…