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Life is Short

Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.

Life is too short…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…

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Life is too short…

They said life is too short to hold grudges. I think life too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.

They said life is too short…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…

Life is short. Buy those shoes, miss this month rent, lose your job, get evicted, lose your friends, ruin your life. Treat yourself.

Life is short…

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short…