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Life is Short

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

Life is too short…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

Life is too short to be normal. Stay weird.

Life is too short…

Life is like a penis. It’s short, but seems long when it gets hard.

Life is like a penis…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short…

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short…

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Life is too short…

They said life is too short to hold grudges. I think life too short to be letting people get away with the same shit.

They said life is too short…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…