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When someone doesn’t like me, I check my pay stub to see if it made any difference.

When someone doesn’t like…

Just fucking own it. And if people don't like it, well who gives a shit.

Just fucking own it…

Sometimes I like to pull my cranky pants all the way up to my armpits.

Sometimes I like…

I like people who mind their own fucking business and worry about their own fucking shit

I like people…

I like people who are straight up about their shit. Tell me how it is and stop beating around the bush.

I like people who are…

I don’t have a “type” if I like you, I like you. And If I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.

I don’t have a “type” if I like you…

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

Oh, I don’t try to hide my weird. I like to wave it around. It scares off the boring people and it’s like a beacon for my fellows weirdos.

Oh, I don’t try to hide…

Oh, everyone likes you? That’s because you’re fake as fuck.

Oh, everyone likes you?…

What leads you to believe I don’t like you I don’t but I wanna know what gave it anyway.

What leads you to believe…