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Don't like me? Like I care! Seriously!

Don’t like me…

If you don’t like me, congratufuckinglations. I don’t care.

If you don’t like me…

Are they still bad habits if I like them?

Are they still bad habits…

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

You know that…

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

I love deadlines…

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking "hello" to people I don’t like.

How do people fake…

If you don’t like me, it’s because I don’t want you to.

If you don’t like me…

I am not shy. I just don't like you.

I am not shy…

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed…

If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.

If your phone battery…