Love

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

Love conquers all, except for herpes.

I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love hating things.

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.