Love

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purest forms of love... Unless you’re in prison.

Being kissed…

I fucking love straight forward people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.

I fucking love straight…

Love is a weird thing, like you just pick a human and you’re yes, I like this one, I’ll let this one ruin my life forever.

Love is a weird thing…

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

I love waving at random people…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, some I love to watch fall down the stairs.

I love everyone…

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

Ex: I still love you…

How the hell you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? I can’t even find my other sock.

How the hell…

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I fell in love…

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I love the sound…