Love

I love you to the moon and back, but I fucking want to leave you there sometimes.

I love you…

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them, I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Some people think…

Stay away from all half ass things. Half ass stories, half ass efforts, half ass love, half ass people being half ass there.

Stay away…

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

Love is…

People say “I love you” is the best thing to hear. But what about “All charges dismissed”?

People say…

I got people who love me because I’m me. I got people who hate me for te same reason.

I got people…

Be kind and full of love... but have boundaries like a motherfucker.

Be kind and full of love…

Women only fart in front of men they love. If you haven’t heard her fart, you don’t have her heart.

Women only fart…

Always lead with love. But still master the throat punch.

Always lead with love…

I love when people are rude because omg, no way, my turn!

I love when people are rude…