Love

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, some I love to watch fall down the stairs.

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

How the hell you all finding the love of your life 5 times a year? I can’t even find my other sock.

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

Love conquers all, except for herpes.

I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love hating things.

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams