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I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
I love the sound you make when you shut up.
Love conquers all, except for herpes.
I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.
I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.
I love hating things.
I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.
True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.