Love

Love conquers all, except for herpes.

Love conquers all…

I’ll get coffee with you but only because I love coffee.

I’ll get coffee…

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people…

I love hating things.

I love hating things…

I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

I love deadlines…

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love…

What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.

What is love?…

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.

True love is…

He loved asses so much he became one.

He loved asses…

People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.

People think Cupid is…