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Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
What is love? Love is the 7th sense of human that destroys all the six senses and make the person non-sense.
True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.
He loved asses so much he became one.
People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.
I love listening to lies when I know the truth.
I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.