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To anyone that is feeling unloved today. I don’t love you either and don’t give a fuck!

To anyone…

I love it when coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am goung to be today.

I love it…

I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your bullshit.

I may love to shop…

Permanently unavailable for people who thought I was an option. Now get the entire fuck out of my face, love.

Permanently unavailable…

I love god, but some of his children get on my last nerves.

I love god…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

I always say what I feel... But I’m bipolar, so I feel a lot... Like... I love you, but you’re a cunt bag twatwaffle, so I hate you, but I hope you’re good. Now fuck off.

I always say what I feel…

You shouldn't have to change yourself for anyone. The right person will love you for the cunt you are.

You shouldn’t…

When love is real the farts don't matter.

When love is real…

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…