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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.
My middle finger salutes you.
Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.
Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.
I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.
I don’t need a middle finger. My eyes are enough.
I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.
You give my middle finger an erection.
Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
Don’t wait until you’re on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.