Mind

My mind still thinks I’m 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

My mind still thinks…

If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.

If it weren’t for the gutter…

If you can’t appreciate my foul mouth, you surely aren’t worthy of my filthy mind.

If you can’t appreciate…

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ― Elle Boon

A dirty mind…

I don’t do well with hints. You’re an adult. Speak your fucking mind.

I don’t do well with hints…

If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

If you could read my mind…

A dirty mind cannot be cleaned out, it can only be exploited.

A dirty mind…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…

If you don’t like the way I do things feel free to mind your own fucking business.

If you don’t like…

If you didn't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don't invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.

If you didn’t hear…