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Sarcasm and attitude so much cheaper than therapy and bail money.

Sarcasm and attitude…

Nothing saves money like being antisocial.

Nothing saves money…

Being an adult is realizing 1,000 $ is little money to have but a lot to owe.

Being an adult…

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is…

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.

If you want to be remembered…

In my next life, I am coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

In my next life…

If you need money or any financial help feel free to text me. We will beg together.

If you need money…

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker'.

They say money talks…

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.

Life is 10% what happens to you..

Mo' money, no problems. No money, mo' problems.

Mo’ money…