Money

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know.

If you want to be remembered…

In my next life, I am coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit.

In my next life…

If you need money or any financial help feel free to text me. We will beg together.

If you need money…

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker'.

They say money talks…

Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how much money you have.

Life is 10% what happens to you..

Mo' money, no problems. No money, mo' problems.

Mo’ money…

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile. - Bobby Heenan

You know they say…

Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.

Maybe money can’t buy…

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Always borrow money…

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

I wish…