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Morning

You know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don't have to go to fucking work.

You know why…

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me…

I always say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning" because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

I always say “Morning”…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…