Nice

Look, I'm a nice person, but I'm not here to take your shit.

Look, I’m a nice person…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

I get paid to be nice at work…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

Be nice? Nah, people take advantage of that shit.

Be nice?…

Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people…

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer…

I’m pretty nice for the most part, but I'll hurt your feelings if I fucking have to.

I’m pretty nice…

I don't know how to say this nicely. So I won’t.

I don’t know…