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Marriage is just a nice word for adopting a fully grown man who can’t take care of himself.

Marriage is…

It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person. - Lani Lynn Vale

It only takes…

Do something fucking nice for someone! Leave them the fuck alone. They don’t need your fucking bullshit!

Do something fucking nice…

“Nice, but kind of fucked up.” This is how my friends describing me.

“Nice, but…

I’m a really nice person. But I don’t put up with people’s bullshit. If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

I’m a really nice person…

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…