Nice

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

Look, I'm a nice person, but I'm not here to take your shit.

Look, I’m a nice person…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my friends and family expect that shit for free.

I get paid to be nice at work…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…