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Optimist

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of... shit.

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of… shit.

I am an optimist! I think most people are half full of crap.

I am an optimist! I think most people are half full of crap.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. - Chauncey Depew

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew