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Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
Too bad you can't photoshop an ugly personality.
To the women who say "all men are the same". Maybe you shouldn't have tried them all?
There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.
The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.
The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.