Piss Off

Arguing with me is a waste of time, I’m so sarcastic and nonchalant that it’s gonna piss you off even more.

Life should be like hockey. When someone pisses you off you just beat the shit out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all.

People say I can’t multitask, but I can piss you off and amuse myself at the same time.

Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.

Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.

You are gonna piss a lot of people off when you start doing what’s best for you.

I’m not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don’t like what you see, then piss off.

I didn’t turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Don’t you love it when just your presence pisses someone off?