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Of course this is my real personality... Who the hell would make this shit up?

Of course this is my real…

When love is real the farts don't matter.

When love is real…

Fake is a new real and I don't fit in.

Fake is a new real…

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw…

I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

I wish…

People like to say they are "Real", but they don't say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.

People like…

If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "Real Life", they'd offer a class called "Working with assholes".

If they were…

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.

Trust gets you killed…

So let me get this straight. Women wear fake hear, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake tits, lips, ass, and get botox... but want a real man?

So let me get this straight…

Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.

Friends are like boobs…