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TWO REASONS I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE: 1. I don’t know them, 2. I know them.
Everything happens for a reason and sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and made a bad decision.
Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?”
If someone hates you for no reason, take a moment to think it over, and then give that jerk a reason.
Laughing is the best medicine. Unless you are laughing for no reason…Then you need medicine.