Say

Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.

Learn to say “no” without explaining yourself.

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

If I said something to offend you, please tell me. I may want to use it again.

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m gonna say that shit anyway.

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

Some things are just best said with an eye roll.