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I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for all the things I manage not to say. - Meg Rosoff

I don’t get nearly enough…

I either keep it all inside, or say exactly how I feel with no filter. There is no in between.

I either keep it…

People say “I love you” is the best thing to hear. But what about “All charges dismissed”?

People say…

It’s totally OK to talk to yourself and it’s perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it’s totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening.

It’s totally OK…

My boss appointed me as his sexual adviser. He said “When I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it”

My boss appointed me…

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and say “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Apparently, it’s rude…

Do you ever wish you could kill someone, then bring them back to life and say, “See! Stop fucking with me”.

Do you ever wish…

Did I piss you off enough for you not to talk to me anymore? If not, let me know. I have a lot more to say.

Did I piss you off…

Screenshots don’t phase me. I know what the fuck I said and I’ll say it again.

Screenshots don’t phase me…

Some people say I’m crazy. If that’s true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

Some people say…