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Whenever I tell someone where I live and they say, “OMG that’s so far” I’m like calm down I’m not inviting you.

Whenever I tell someone…

My brain says “let’s do something exciting today”. My body says “don’t listen to that fool”.

My brain says…

If it’s not yours, don't take it. If it’s not right, don’t do it. If it’s not true, don’t say it. If you don’t know, then shut up

If it’s not yours…

It’s like my mom always said, “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

It’s like my mom always said…

People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’is literally my only goal.

People who say…

When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for all the things I manage not to say. - Meg Rosoff

I don’t get nearly enough…

I either keep it all inside, or say exactly how I feel with no filter. There is no in between.

I either keep it…

People say “I love you” is the best thing to hear. But what about “All charges dismissed”?

People say…

It’s totally OK to talk to yourself and it’s perfectly OK to answer yourself. But it’s totally sad that you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening.

It’s totally OK…