Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.
Be nice? Nah, people take advantage of that shit.
Roses are red, shit is brown. Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
The FUCKENING: When your day is going well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Ah, there it is, the fuckening.
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.
There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m gonna say that shit anyway.
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of… shit.
Grant me the serenity to accept that earth is filled with assholes and fuckery that I cannot change, the courage not to be part of the assholery and fuckery, and the wisdom to know I’m the shit without shitting on others.