Home Browse Tags Random

Shit

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…

I just farted. That’s as close to a giving a shit as you going to get.

I just farted…

Life is like a toilet. There’s always an asshole trying to shit on your day.

Life is like a toilet…

It’s better to be full of whiskey than full of shit.

It’s better to be full of whiskey…

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.

If you think the things I say…

It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit.

It costs $0.00…

Of course this is my real personality... Who the hell would make this shit up?

Of course this is my real…

How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip

How much dip…

In life you either “pisses pants” or you “shits aggressively”.

In life you either…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…