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I should really let my inner asshole out more often, because holy hell, that fucker gets shit done.

I should really…

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don’t pretend…

I like people who are straight up about their shit. Tell me how it is and stop beating around the bush.

I like people who are…

I got on my slip resistant shoes. I ain’t falling for shit.

I got on my slip…

If you word ain’t shit, neither are you.

If you word ain’t shit…

If I paid any attention to all the dumb shit people said about me, I’d be just as miserable and sad as them.

If I paid any attention…

When there’s always the same shit on repeat, learn the fucking lesson.

When there’s always…

Own your shit, so no one else can own you.

Own your shit…

I’m not moody. I just have days when I’m less likely to put up with your shit.

I’m not moody…

I have reached the age where I am between “pretty much everything annoys me” and “I don’t give a shit”.

I have reached the age…