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I will not keep calm. I will raise hell and break shit.

I will not keep calm. I will raise hell and break shit.

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

And for my next trick I will dazzle you with the illusion that I have my shit together.

And for my next trick I will dazzle you with the illusion that I have my shit together.

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

The shit you heard about me might be true, but then again it might be as fake as that person who told you.

The shit you heard about me might be true, but then again it might be as fake as that person who told you.

Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they're in the air they shit on you.

Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they’re in the air they shit on you.

I googled “Who gives a shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

I googled “Who gives a shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

If you can’t handle me at worst… I don’t blame you.

If you can’t handle me at worst… I don’t blame you. That shit is ridiculous.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.