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I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me and I’ll fucking tell you.

I hate when people assume shit…

You don’t have to be everyone’s cup of tea. Be gasoline. Set shit on fire.

You don’t have to be…

I swear I have all my shit together. I just forgot where I fucking put it.

I swear…

If I ask you how you’re doing, please just say “good” and move on. Don’t start telling me shit.

If I ask you…

Weak excuses build weak people. Own your shit. Fix it, and level the fuck up.

Weak excuses…

I ignore a lot of shit because I hate drama but let me make one thing clear. I fear no motherfucker.

I ignore a lot of shit…

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise.

The key to looking amazing…

I admire people that get angry but stay classy. Once I lose my shit, it’s like open mic night at the traphouse.

I admire people…

Here is a reminder before you lose your shit today. They don’t serve alcohol in prison.

Here is a reminder…