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It’s better to be full of whiskey than full of shit.

It’s better to be full of whiskey…

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.

If you think the things I say…

It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit.

It costs $0.00…

Of course this is my real personality... Who the hell would make this shit up?

Of course this is my real…

How much dip would a dipshit shit if a dipshit could shit dip

How much dip…

In life you either “pisses pants” or you “shits aggressively”.

In life you either…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…

It takes going through some shit to realize some some shit.

It takes going through some…

You can always count on me to say the shit I shouldn't say.

You can always count on me…

Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row one of the fluffy fuckers wanders off and gets into some shit.

Just when I think…