Shit

Taking back your ex is like buying your shit back from your own garage sale.

Taking back your ex…

Being alone in the toilet is the reminder that you will always be alone when shit happens in your life. Be strong.

Being alone…

Look, I'm a nice person, but I'm not here to take your shit.

Look, I’m a nice person…

When things seem especially rough just ask yourself “did I just shit my pants today?” and if the answer is no, you’re doing alright.

When things seem…

Nah, I didn’t "change"... I just realized some shit.

Nah, I didn’t “change”…

You know what’s funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up.

You know what’s funny…

If you keep sucking ass… sooner or later you’re gonna eat shit.

If you keep sucking ass…

I’m not bipolar, I’m multipolar. That means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.

I’m not bipolar…

Hey when you get my age you learn to smell shit coming before you step in it.

Hey when you get my age…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…