Shit

I act like I don’t give a shit, but deep down... I still don’t give a shit.

I act like…

All I want is to be loved for the scumbag piece of shit that I am.

All I want is to be loved…

I say “Fuck this shit” about 35 times a day because shit never stays fucked.

I say “Fuck this shit”…

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

I could eat…

I have finally got all my shit together... I just forgot where I put it.

I have finally got all my shit together…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

I apologize when I’m wrong. I own that shit. I do not apologize when I’m provoked. You lit the match. Now eat the fire.

I apologize…

Anything you can do, I can do better. Unless it’s being a piece of shit. Then you win.

Anything you can do…

I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me and I’ll fucking tell you.

I hate when people assume shit…