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Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them.
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit.
Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?
Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.
Some people are such treasures that you want to bury them.
“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes
Some people just need a hug… around the neck… with a rope.
Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.