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Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?”

Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?”

If someone hates you for no reason, take a moment to think it over, and then give that jerk a reason.

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?