Someone

You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in someone I don’t want anymore.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.

Never be afraid to say fuck you to someone.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone.

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

They don’t discard you for someone better. They discard you for someone who can’t see their bullshit.