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Sometimes I drink to forget, but I never forget to drink.

Sometimes I drink to forget…

Sometimes being “The Better Person” is like being the “Pooper Scooper”; you may not want to do it but it has to be done.

Sometimes being “The Better Person…

Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit – you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices.

Sometimes doing a good job…

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.

Sometimes you have to…

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.

Sometimes I wrestle with…

Sometimes you look like shit. Sometimes you feel like shit. Get over it. That’s life.

Sometimes you look like shit…

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. - Madonna

Sometimes you have to…

Sometimes words aren't enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.

Sometimes words aren’t enough…

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself…