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Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.
Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.
I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.
Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.
To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.
I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.
I could “fix stupid” but then I would be labeled a “serial killer”.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.