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No matter how stupid you feel remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn’t her grandmother.

No matter how stupid…

I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Don't ask me stupid questions. I carry sarcasm like car keys.

Don’t ask me…

Immaturity is when you are stupid. Maturity is when you are stupid and you know it.

Immaturity is…

Sometimes you got to be smart enough to play stupid.

Sometimes you got to be…

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

I can normally tell…

If you are going to do something stupid, then at least be smart about it. - Maximus Freeman

If you are going…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…