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I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…

Better grab my dumbrella. It’s really stupid out there today.

Better grab my dumbrella…

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I’m just stupid as you think I am. I’m just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Just because I appear…

Stop asking why I'm crazy. I don't ask why you're stupid.

Stop asking why I’m crazy..

They say you can’t fix stupid. Turns out you can’t quarantine it either.

They say you can’t fix stupid…

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is.

You have a right…

Usually, what angry people need most is not more hostility, but to hear just a few kind words... to know someone cares. Like, "Calm down, everything is going to be okay, you stupid psychotic fuck".

Usually, what angry people need…