Stupid

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is.

You have a right…

Usually, what angry people need most is not more hostility, but to hear just a few kind words... to know someone cares. Like, "Calm down, everything is going to be okay, you stupid psychotic fuck".

Usually, what angry people need…

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn’t mean that their opinion isn’t stupid as hell.

Everyone is entitled…

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Some people…

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

Sometimes God sends…

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people…

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

Whoever is in charge…