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Sure I was talking about ice cream when I said “I’ll lick yours if you’ll lick mine”.

Sure I was talking about…

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self employed. We’re having a staff meeting.

If you see me talking…

If you think this silence is awkward just wait until I start talking.

If you think…

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and say “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Apparently, it’s rude…

I really hate it when someone accuses me of not caring about whatever the fuck they were talking about.

I really hate it…

If you can go days without talking to me, go a couple more. I'm good.

If you can go days…

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

A good way…

Just keep talking, I’ll yawn when I’m interested.

Just keep talking…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.

There is a difference…