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Tomorrow

TOMORROW: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

TOMORROW…

"Are you free tomorrow?" "No, I'm expensive."

“Are you free…

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day…

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Life…

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

Procrastination…

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday…