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I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing the below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

You don’t have to like me, just don’t try me.

You don’t have to like me, just don’t try me.

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. – W. C. Fields

I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between “Jesus take the wheel” and “motherfucker, try me”.

Don’t try to figure me out. I am special kind of twisted.

Don’t try to figure me out. I am special kind of twisted.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try something else.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try something else.

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright