Woman

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies.

Every time a woman shaves…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “smell this”, it usually smells nice.

One big difference…

Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.

Always love a woman…

There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

There are two ways…

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, brestfeeding, menopause, hot-flashes, etc etc. Men have to deal with women. Tie.

Women have to deal…

The only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying. Other than that, watch out.

The only time a woman…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.

Men who say…