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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says, “Oh you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Most women need…

The greatest difference between a man and woman is the meaning of: “What an ass.”

The greatest difference…

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands.

Despite the old saying…

When a woman says “correct me if I’m wrong”, do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.

When a woman says…

Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That’s how dangerous they are.

Women on the same…

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

When a woman asks…

Women only fart in front of men they love. If you haven’t heard her fart, you don’t have her heart.

Women only fart…

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.

Never underestimate…

If a man says “fine”, means the war is over. If a woman says “fine”, means the war just started.

If a man says “fine”…

So if a woman’s bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder", then is a man’s underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

So if a woman’s bra …