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Inspirational Quotes

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

Don’t lead, I'll wander off bored. Don't follow. I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.

Don’t lead…

Onward buttercup, there is fuckery to spread.

Onward buttercup…

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

Never see yourself as a failure. After all, you probably started out as a buck rub and look how far you've come so far!

Never see yourself as a failure…

I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls or occasionally pee on yourself. You hang in there sunshine. You're friggin' special.

I don’t care…

You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.

You are going to be fine…

If life turns her back on you, grab her ass. - Nelson Rodrigues

If life turns her back on you…

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

If you were able to believe…

You don’t always have to be strong. Sometimes you need to scream, cuss, throw shit, or have a really good cry. But you always, always, always need to put yourself back together, then go back to being the badass you were meant to be.

You don’t always have to be strong…