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Inspirational Quotes

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short…

Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

Don’t half ass anything…

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself…

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

If you see your glass as half empty…

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

You can be a good person…

Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

Always keep your chin up…

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Hold your head high…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible…

Only dead fish go with the flow.

Only dead fish…