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Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

Fuck the fucking fuckers…

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius.

They say…

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.

Never pick a fight…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

Dear middle finger, thank you for always sticking up for me. Love ya!

Dear middle finger…

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get…

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Throw lamps at people…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…

Therapy is nice... But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.

Therapy is nice…

The older I get the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks.

The older I get…