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Attitude Quotes

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Sometimes life will fuck you…

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please…

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

From the moment…

Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

Another fine day…

I’m not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

I’m not a gynecologist…

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

I believe…

Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

Life is…

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone…

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

I hate it…

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened…