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Attitude Quotes

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Before you ask…

Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and some duct tape.

Anything is possible…

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me?…

I love free speech. I also love ignore, mute and block.

I love free speech…

Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Be careful…

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t…