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Just because you have a beard, it doesn’t mean you’re a man. Vaginas can grow hair too.

Just because you have a beard…

I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

I’ve always loved the idea…

Bullshit here, bullshit there, bullshit everywhere.

Bullshit here…

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

I like long walks…

My personality attracts people, scares them away, and makes them want to come back later.

My personality attracts…

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry?

Are people becoming…

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I get most of my exercise…

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

A foolish man complains…

Why is “patience” a virtue? Why can’t “hurry the fuck up” be a virtue?

Why is “patience” a virtue?…

They said the only way to get over a broken heart is to fall in love again. So I fell in love with myself. Best fucking relationship in my life.

They said the only way to get over…