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Attitude Quotes

They say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say "If you can’t beat them, get a bigger stick".

They say…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

5 years ago I was a mess and now I’m a mess but at peace with it.

5 years ago…

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Last year I joined a support group…

It’s cute how the say “missed calls” instead of "avoided calls".

It’s cute…

Getting into relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

Getting into relationship…

I don’t do well with hints. You’re an adult. Speak your fucking mind.

I don’t do well with hints…

Don’t worry about what I’m doing. Worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

Don’t worry about…

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

You’ll be sad for a while, then you’ll stop giving a fuck. And it will be the best feeling ever.

You’ll be sad for a while…