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Attitude Quotes

Who need drugs when human emotions can fuck you up just the same.

Who need…

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

Never tell…

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm.

It’s not a Sunday…

I'm always on my best behavior. It just so happens that my best behavior is not very good.

I’m always on my best behavior…

Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.

Stop saying…

Don't you love it when just your presence pisses someone off?

Don’t you love it…

Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.

Troubles…

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem…

BEFORE COFFEE…

There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunken clown at the circus.

There’s a fine line…