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Attitude Quotes

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt…

I don't have trust issues. I just think most people are full of shit.

I don’t have trust issues…

When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".

When your ex says…

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I would slap you…

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go to bed in about 17 short hours”.

Start each day…

My 4 Moods

MY 4 MOODS…

I didn't give a fuck. Then I drank RedBull, now I don't give a flying fuck.

I didn’t give a fuck…

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need…

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…