Cynical Quotes

I act like I don’t give a shit, but deep down... I still don’t give a shit.

I act like…

I can only please one person a day and that person is me. Fuck you.

I can only please…

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves.

One day…

You gotta learn to say fuck them just like they say fuck you and keep it moving.

You gotta learn to say …

Just because you’re talking doesn’t mean I’m listening.

Just because you’re talking…

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone more comfortable.

People always tell…

Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that.

Sometimes people come…

I am not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

I am not as mean…