Cynical Quotes

What leads you to believe I don’t like you I don’t but I wanna know what gave it anyway.

What leads you to believe…

When someone calls me sweet I laugh inside because they clearly have no clue who the fuck I am.

When someone calls me…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…

You may think I’m a horrible person but deep deep down I’m even worse.

You may think I’m a horrible…

The good I do is good. The bad I do is legendary.

The good I do is good…

I do care. I just don't give a fuck.

I do care…

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I’m just stupid as you think I am. I’m just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Just because I appear…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

To err is human…