Cynical Quotes

The good I do is good. The bad I do is legendary.

The good I do is good…

I do care. I just don't give a fuck.

I do care…

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I’m just stupid as you think I am. I’m just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Just because I appear…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.

To err is human…

A random toddler just waved at me. I didn't wave back. Welcome to life and all of its disappointments you little shit.

A random toddler…

I'm not negative. I encourage people people all the time. Usually it's to fuck off but so what? That's great fucking advice.

I’m not negative…

Arguing with me is crazy cause my goal isn't to win. It's to make you as mad as I can.

Arguing with me…

Kindness is my go-to, but fuck off is my wingman.

Kindness is my go-to…