Cynical Quotes

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
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Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.
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I don’t hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna
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I’d rather be an honest asshole than a well liked liar.
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I wish people were like money, so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
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Spreading rumors about me? Well that’s good... I mean at least you learned to spread something other then your legs!
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Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
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I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
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I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.
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What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.
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I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
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Burning a bridge takes too long. I prefer explosives.
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It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!
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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reason, 99% I just don't.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings
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