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I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

What doesn’t kill you will probably try again.

What doesn’t kill you…

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the shit I keep to myself.

If you think the things I say…

Life is about balance 50% NAMASTE, 50% FUCK OFF

Life is about balance…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit.

It costs $0.00…

When I say “have a nice day”, remember that the “fucker” is silent.

When I say “have a nice day”…

Nobody could possibly hate me half as much as I don’t care.

Nobody could…