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Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…

It takes a whole lot of meditating, healing and woosahs to find that inner peace... and also a lot of fuck this and fuck that.

It takes a whole lot…

You assume I give a fuck. That’s cute.

You assume…

I don’t like to call it revenge. Returning the favor sounds better.

I don’t like to call it revenge…

Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that...

Do y’all remember…

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don’t pretend…

I don’t care if you see me on my porch, if I say I’m not home, I’m not home.

I don’t care…

Of all the ways to tell someone to fuck off, fuck off is my favorite.

Of all the ways…

We’re all fucked up. Some of us just don’t lie about it.

We’re all fucked up…

Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…