Cynical Quotes

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone more comfortable.

People always tell…

Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that.

Sometimes people come…

I am not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

I am not as mean…

I’m sorry that my apologies seem insincere and I promise to keep practicing them until you no longer notice.

I’m sorry…

The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train.

The light…

Maybe if we wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Maybe if we wait…

Never apologize for being an asshole, because once you stop there's always another one to take your place.

Never apologize…

I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

I haven’t seen you…

I don’t want you standing too close to me when karma drops house on you.

I don’t want…

Sometimes you have to just let the karma fix it, because if you fix it, you’re going to jail.

Sometimes you have to…