Cynical Quotes

There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: IRRELEVANT

There is one word…

I don’t mind being a villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I don’t mind…

I might be mean, but I have a good heart. When I tell someone to go to hell, I still hope they get there safely.

I might be mean…

If you don’t like me, remember that it’s Mind over Matter. I don’t mind and you don’t fucking matter.

If you don’t like me…

I act like I don’t give a shit, but deep down... I still don’t give a shit.

I act like…

I can only please one person a day and that person is me. Fuck you.

I can only please…

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

One day you are going to look back and wish you had told more people to go fuck themselves.

One day…

You gotta learn to say fuck them just like they say fuck you and keep it moving.

You gotta learn to say …