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Cynical Quotes

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”…

Did you ever look at one of your co-workers and think how the fuck do you work here?

Did you ever look…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. - Frank Ocean

Don’t confuse…

Hang on, I’m still trying to decide whether I don’t give a shit or if I don’t give a fuck.

Hang on…

There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.

There is a big difference…

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people…

I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all. – Coco Chanel

I don’t care…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…