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Cynical Quotes

Nothing brings a group of assholes together faster than something that’s none of their fucking business.

Nothing brings a group…

If I actually “spoke my mind” I’d be in deep shit.

If I actually “spoke my mind”…

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

Surprise sex…

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it?

Maybe if we tell people…

I’m not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one.

I’m not a proctologist…

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

Light travels faster…

I would rather be known in life as an Honest Sinner, than a Lying Hypocrite.

I would rather be known…

If someone hates…

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

Ignorance can be educated…

Speaking my mind is easy… Speaking it tactfully not so much.

Speaking my mind is easy…