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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Before sex…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days…

Every time I say "Life can't get more fucked up". Life replies, "Challenge accepted".

Every time I say…

A FACT OF LIFE: After monday and tuesday, even the calendar says WTF

A FACT OF LIFE…

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life…