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Demotivational Quotes

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is entitled…

When in doubt chicken out. - Robin Jones Gun

When in doubt…

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I think my guardian…

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

Success…

True love is when two people lower their standards just the right amount.

True love is…

Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

Life is full of disappointments…

Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. - Alexa Chung

Not everything happens…

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh…

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Due to recent cutbacks…

God give us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a badass.

God give us…