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Inspirational Quotes

Whenever I’m about to give up, I remind myself the world would be a better place without me and I simply cannot let that happen.

Whenever I’m about to give up…

Weak excuses build weak people. Own your shit. Fix it, and level the fuck up.

Weak excuses…

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit... what a ride!”

Life’s journey…

If your path demands you to walk through Hell, walk as if you own the place. - Darynda Jones

If your path demands…

When you are feeling powerless just remember, a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

When you are feeling powerless…

Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

Don’t just seize the day. Lay the day over your lap and give it a good spanking.

Don’t just seize the day…

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

Next time you’re feeling…

Be yourself. Even if you’re fucking crazy. Stop worrying about normal people judging your cool weird ass.

Be yourself…

You do you! And if people don’t like it they can fuck off. They’re not your people.

You do you…