Inspirational Quotes

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.
“Control your emotions” doesn’t mean “avoid your emotions". Feel your shit, understand your shit, but don’t lose your shit.
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.
LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.
Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.
Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.
Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. - Madonna
Be happy. It drives people crazy.
Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".
Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.
Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there's whiskey in it.
Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together. You are either an ocean or a puddle, don't be a puddle. People walk through puddles like they are nothing. Oceans fucking destroy cities.
It's never too late to get your shit together.