Quotes by Inspirational

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

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Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.

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Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.

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If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

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Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

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Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.

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If you see your glass ass half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

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You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

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Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

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Always keep your chin up. Otherwise you are just looking at your own boobs all day.

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