Inspirational Quotes

Onward buttercup, there is fuckery to spread.

Onward buttercup…

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

Never see yourself as a failure. After all, you probably started out as a buck rub and look how far you've come so far!

Never see yourself as a failure…

I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls or occasionally pee on yourself. You hang in there sunshine. You're friggin' special.

I don’t care…

You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.

You are going to be fine…

If life turns her back on you, grab her ass. - Nelson Rodrigues

If life turns her back on you…

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

If you were able to believe…

You don’t always have to be strong. Sometimes you need to scream, cuss, throw shit, or have a really good cry. But you always, always, always need to put yourself back together, then go back to being the badass you were meant to be.

You don’t always have to be strong…

Crying about a broken heart all day is childish. Get drunk and set shit on fire, like an adult.

Crying about a broken heart…

The best way to lose weight is to only eat inspirational quotes.

The best way to lose weight…