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Just be you, and if people don't like it, well fuck them.
Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you dream big enough, anything can come true. Just kidding. Get back to work.
The more inspirational quotes someone posts, the more I worry about them.
Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.
If someone asks “Are You Crazy?” Simply reply “Yes”. Boom. End of discussion.
Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.
Stop saying “yes” and “ok” when you should be saying “no thanks” and “fuck off”.
Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.
Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.
Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.
If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.
Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth a jail time.
If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.
You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.