Learn from your past. Then pack your shit and get the fuck out of there.
I don’t care whether the glass is half empty or half full. What matters is that it’s refillable.
If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.
Stop breaking yourself down into bite-sized pieces to serve others. Stay whole and let them choke.
You’re never too old to try something stupid.
Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle… Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.
LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Be the best version of you, unless you’re an asshole. Don’t be a better asshole.