Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.
Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.